Someone sent me this years ago; I’ve been waiting to spring it on you. I file it under "Things That Sound Like Dorothy Paker Would Say, But I Don’t Have Any Proof That She Really Did" …
YOU COME RIGHT OVER HERE
AND EXPLAIN WHY THEY
ARE HAVING ANOTHER YEAR
–Telegram from Dottie to Robert Benchley one December 31st.
Happy New Year from the Dorothy Parker Society of New York!